I've now progressed to puking and feeling faint due to the pain; Bryan had to help me out of the shower this morning after I had to sit down mid-shampoo lest I pass out. So I sat on the shower floor and puked, into the drain, all while holding my balance and my arm at the same time. This was a shining moment in my life.
My face has now taken on a pale, green color, my eyes a lovely glazed over look with a nice resemblance to a member of the raccoon family.
I know that any moment Bryan is going to jump me, I'm so irresistible. Especially with the blue sling, the brown ace wrap and the giant ice packs surrounding me. And let us not forget the new addition, the salmon colored puke bucket. Oh yes, it is all he can do not to throw me down and rip off my clothes, I am sure.
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
2 years ago
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