A mini-rant

To the woman in the white mini-van at Target today: I know that you were trying to get the best parking spot as possible, but seriously, to sit in your van in the middle of the parking lot, waiting for someone to unload their cart and leave is a bit lame.
The mom you were rushing had two little kids and a cart full of stuff to unload into her vehicle. You stressed her out, sitting there with your blinker on, waving your arms like an idiot, and you blocked 4 of us from getting around, causing a backup of half of the lot. Your insistence in parking close to the door, even though several already empty spots were in fact available 10 feet further down the lane, is both obnoxious and rude. Maybe next time, instead of parking your big fat van in the way, and making gestures to other shoppers, you could just take the nearest empty spot and walk an extra 10 feet? It would probably serve you well anyway.
Thank you.