15 Reasons why I hate Vegas.

1) It's freaking hot. 110 degrees is too hot. Especially with 30mph winds blowing the heat on you.
2) It's dry. I have had a sore throat and chapped lips since Wednesday.
3) It's dirty.
4) It smells like an ash tray.
5) "Professional women" are working the strip in the middle of the day.
6) People are drunk at 9am...hmmm, maybe I'm just jealous of this one? No, being drunk at 9am is no way to live. At least not when you're over 21.
7) There is no place to sit. Unless you want to sit in front of a slot machine. If you just want to sit down for a moment, and you're walking around your hotel, after the 11am required check-out, but your plane doesn't leave until 5pm, and you want to feed your child, or rest your legs, you cannot. You are welcome to sit in the bathroom, on the skanky floor, but that is your only option. Hanging out at the airport sounds better, so you do that.
8) People are wearing stillettos and mini skirts in the morning.
9) Because of the stillettos, and the drunken stupor, people don't walk very well. They just list back and forth in front of you, and in a flank of 5 across, so there's no way to get around them.
10) The "great shopping" is only great if you're a hollywood actor, a media mogul or their child.
11) They think the Venetian hotel is just like going to Italy. Umm...no, it is nothing like Italy. Except for the smoking...that's exactly the same.
12) There is no place to change a diaper. No koala station, no counter top, no lounge. They should just say, "no babies allowed."
13) Natural, working breasts are not welcome, only silicone breasts that stand and point out all on their own.
14) There's a drought and nobody has a lawn, but the Bellagio puts on a great water show every 15 minutes, every night.
15) Just walking through the hotel lobby makes you feel like you need a shower.