The truth and only the truth

I stole this from Elizabeth:

True confessions that will confirm to some that perhaps I don't do what I "should..."

1) I don't force Evie to eat vegetables, truth be told, I rarely even give her the option these days...I have too many memories of gagging and crying at the table as a kid

2) Evie can give you turn by turn directions to McDonalds

3) I rarely dust

4) I vacuum when only when I see the dog hair

5) When Bryan is at work, I give Evie real food and then after she is in bed, I eat cereal for dinner

6) I only clean the guest/Evie's bathroom if we are actually having guests, otherwise it is completely ignored (she's still in diapers, what does she care?)

7) I have re-washed loads of laundry because I forgot that I left them in the washer

8) I have cocoa pebbles that I hide in the back of the pantry so Evie won't see them

9) I also have a hidden stash of peanut m &ms

10) On Saturday mornings, I will let Evie eat breakfast in the living room or in my room so I can lay down a little while longer while she watches Elmo and other various cartoons