POEHLER - "I liked how they talked about education because I think teachers are underpaid. But you know who's not underpaid? Plumbers. Plumbers are doing just fine. They are recession-proof. You might not buy a new car when the economy is down, but if your toilet's backed up, you're calling a plumber. America will put up with a lot of things but we will not settle for being ankle-deep in our own poop."
POEHLER - "You know what (else) I like? I like how in two debates John McCain has compared Obama to Herbert Hoover. Aw snap! Way to connect with the youth of the country with a Hoover reference! You got him good. But why stop there? Hey young people, what about William Ayers? That guy is a regular Emma Goldman. You know, the anarchist who incited violence in the early 1900's?
Oh you don't know?
That's because your teachers get paid worse than plumbers."
Like I said, soda almost came out my nose.
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